Thursday, November 5, 2009

My Best Friend Is a Celiac and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt

Laura and I have decided that, in the light of the current financial environment, what people really need to do is buy stuff. Namely, stuff with clever sayings pertaining to gluten. This is our way of stimulating the economy and "giving back."

So soon there will be a cafe press store chock full of F.O.C.U. swag. I know what you're thinking, "Will it be up in time for Christmas/Chanukah?" Fear not wheat-eaters and non-wheat-eaters...it is going to be a very gluten-free holiday!

Right now we are still in the brainstorming process and, since this is a collaborative organization, I thought I'd run some of our ideas past everyone. Please give us feedback, as well as any catchy slogans you may come up with that might look good on a t-shirt, mug, kerchief, etc.


"HERE'S GLUTEN AT YOU"
"WHEAT IS MURDER"
"WHEAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?"
"WE CAN'T KEEP WHEATING THIS WAY"
"MY WHEAT DON'T STINK" (thanks Bryen)
"I SEE-LIAC YOU" (that one is pushing it, I know)




  this could be your boyfriend/brother/husband.
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10 comments:

  1. fakeplasticlauraNovember 5, 2009 at 4:21 PM

    i love it more than ever
    i am trying out some new slogans:
    wheat is my yoko
    every time you eat wheat god kills a kitten
    OR every time you eat wheat a new reality show is created

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  2. AmyNovember 5, 2009 at 4:21 PM

    I <3 wheat is murder and we can't keep wheating this way

    wheat ain't afraid of no ghost..?
    My Gf is Gf (Natalie's sisters Bf)
    you need just a simple "F.O.C.U" shirt
    Omg tisnf my bff is gf
    Where's the wheat?
    Make Love Not Wheat or Make Love Not Bread..?
    You had me at Wheat
    Wheat may take our lives, but it will never take our FREEDOM!

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  3. wheat-eaterNovember 5, 2009 at 4:34 PM

    oh man you guys are good!!

    (I forgot all about "MY BF IS GF", we even talked about that one!)

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  4. AmyNovember 5, 2009 at 4:35 PM

    more from laura and I:

    my wheat will go on
    guns dont kill people, wheat does
    nobody puts wheat in the corner
    wheat: the choice of nazis
    celiac dion

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  5. wheat-eaterNovember 5, 2009 at 4:40 PM

    "GLUTEN KILLED CHUCK NORRIS"

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  6. wheat-eaterNovember 5, 2009 at 4:50 PM

    HERE TODAY GLUTEN TOMORROW
    BLAME IT ON THE GRAIN

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  7. fakeplasticlauraNovember 5, 2009 at 4:57 PM

    no pain no grain

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  8. NatalieNovember 5, 2009 at 4:57 PM

    Good news, I finally watched the 5 hour instructional DVD that came with the screen printing equipment, so now I'm allowed to take it out of the box!! GF t-shirts here we come!

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  9. fakeplasticlauraNovember 6, 2009 at 2:16 PM

    goonies never say wheat!

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  10. wheat-eaterJanuary 7, 2010 at 12:37 PM

    or "Goonies never say Rye"

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